The Two Brains of Men and Women
Happy Valentines Day everyone!
If you are thinking that i’m gonna write on the right and the left brain, you are definitely wrong! Actually the Two Brains of Men and Women can be categorized by the upper brain and the lower brain… (aka upstairs and downstairs). The first brain is without a doubt the one that resides in our skull, but it’s the second brain that makes all the difference between the sexes.
The Two Brains of Women
This is quite easy to guess. It’s the Women’s HEART!
Although most of the women go gaga over good looking and suave men, but for them to go the extra mile or make sacrifices for the special someone, they need to feel the love. That’s why sometimes no matter how screwed-up the personalities of their partners are or how obnoxious their boyfriends may be, many women simply won’t and maybe can’t walk away from a relationship. Unlike men, they rarely elope with another man because of his looks, but instead, she’ll run away whoever takes hostage of her HEART. Henceforth, when a woman says “I Love You”, 99% of the time she’s saying it from her true feelings and HAS NO HIDDEN AGENDA. So if you wanna get hitched, GO conquer her HEART first.
The Two Brains of MEN
Why does my boy friend stare at other beautiful women on the streets; am i not attractive enough for him?
Why is there an industry for pornography for male and a very small one for women?
Why does my boyfriend prefer to get physically involved with me, rather than connecting to me emotionally?
If you have such doubts, then you haven’t truly understood the nature of MEN. The second brain of Men is definitely the Penis.
It is often said that men think about sex every 3 seconds. So why ain’t men running around all over the place and humping people? It’s because it’s the upper brain in the skull that’s taking control with our teachings of morality and ethics. However their “little brother” downstairs can sometimes be too overwhelming, and that’s when the men start go get physical and horny. Just like the women’s PMS, the men also undergo “horny” periods, it’s just down to how well is their self control and discipline. That is also the reason why there are countless rape and molest cases of women and so few cases of men. If fact, some men may even be hoping for such a thing to happen to them.
It is evident the extend of control the “little brothers” has over their host, which is seen from the cases of Catholic priests molesting young children, despite claiming being chaste and full of morals. Since it’s almost impossible to purge out the horniness from a man (even if he’s a monk, he’s just trying his best to control…), live with it.
But of course, if you don’t like your men to be always trying to get physical with you, just sounds out. He’ll try to use his upper brain to control his “little brother”.
If it fails to work, just give him a tight slap on the face. (works 75% of the time, as it usually kick start his brain to take over.)
If all methods fail, go for the holy grail. KICK his GROIN. This will cause a system shutdown in all aspects. :>
